First off, how about the new digs? Pretty hot, huh?
Endless thanks to Shauna from Blog & Web Designs by Shauna. She is amazing, a complete lifesaver, and has the patience of a fucking saint!
She is the sole reason I was brave enough to put on my internet big girl panties and make the jump to being self hosted, which totally rocks btw, not that Blogger wasn’t super fun, but it was kinda like trying to have drunk, but quiet high school sex in the bedroom next to your parents. Now I feel like I can toss around vaginas, vodka and dildos without worrying about getting the keys to my Geo Storm taken away for a week.
So, in honor of both my new site, and it being one of the most romantic days of the year (second only to Oktoberfest, because nothing gets me hotter than beer, kraut, lederhosen and potato pancakes), I decided to have a super hot giveaway!
Ok boys and girls, so, here’s the thing, I operate on a strict set of principles.
Numero uno being that I will never do reviews or giveaways on this blog.
Ok, so that is actually like numero tres, as I am pretty sure numero uno is to stop smelling my hands in public.
Regardless.
I’m not, nor have I ever been a product based blog (mostly because I am a sucky reviewer). In fact, whenever somebody sends me something, things happen, photos are published, and I am pretty sure I have since been blacklisted by every corporate sponsor around.
Thus, bringing into effect, section 19 of my personal mission statement, I don’t do reviews or giveaways on this blog…unless it’s for liquor or lube.
Well folks, it’s Valentine’s Day, a whole entire day devoted to chocolate, cards, and getting off.
So, I bring to you, Eden Fantasys.
A virtual playground of all things that go buzz in the night.
And, I want nothing more in the world than to give you (boy, girl, couple, whathaveyou) a chance to win one of their most fabulous, high tech, bells and whistles vibrators, the Passion Wave Butterfly, worth over $80…which is nothing to sneeze at, because that $80 can easily be redirected into other fabulous Valentines Day necessities, such as multiple boxes of wine and nachos.
And sure, butterflies may seem like cute, innocent creatures, but, the truth is, butterflies are the new jack rabbit, and they will rock you…like a hurricane…and look cute as fuck doing it.
So, let’s do this bitch.
The contest will run for one week, staring today, February 14th, ending next Saturday, February 21st at 10pm.
How to enter: You simply must do one of these favors for me for an entry!
1. Leave a comment here telling me what kind of hot plans you have for Valentines Day.
OR
2. Check out the slick Eden Fantasys site, and tell me what scandalous item you would like to gobble up for yourself …or a loved one…or just some random person you doing.
Bonus Entries:
1. Tweet this contest, and leave me a comment with the tweet link (FYI, you can do this ONCE a day for the duration of the giveaway, leave a separate comment each time).
2. Blog about this giveaway, and then leave me a separate comment with the link to the post.
3. If you haven’t already, subscribe to my feed to keep up with the in crowd. Leave me a comment if you did.
This contest closes on Saturday, February 21st at 10pm, and a winner will be selected and posted shortly after that. Make sure you include your email when you sign in to comment, you know, so when you win, I can actually contact you.
The winner will be chosen using Random.org, and remember to leave one individual comment per mode of entry!
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OH GOD I have to win this! I would be crazy excited if I won this! I’m a young horny thing and I need that vibrator.
I had fun poking around their site. I like their Jesse Jane’s dolphin finger diver… because dolphins are just plain sexy. And Jesse Jane! That’s funny.
I have to win this.
http://twitter.com/Sugarplumblog
Never undersetimate the powers of a good vibrator….
Valentines day? I worked my ass off at the restaurant for about 14 hours, then came home and gobbled down pizza and half a bottle of red wine with the hubby while we watched W.
…then we had hot, tantric sex….
http://twitter.com/pieladybrittany
My very romantic plans for Valentines day are to sit on the couch eating doritos, drinking orange crush and a box of chocalates while watching reruns of the family guy. With my Very romantic husband..ha ha. I still love him though.
LOVE THE BLOG! ITS MY FAV!
I want a Lily vibrator…for myself. It looks like nothing I’ve seen before. I think I could leave it on a table, and no one would know what it was. Of course I’d have to have it in purple. Here’s the link: http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/clitoral-stimulators/lily-vibrating-massager
I want “The Twins” on the Eden website….could provide HOURS of entertainment! *EVIL GRIN*
As I was ALONE for Valentine’s Day can you think of anyone who needs this more than me? I am all about loving ones self.
http://twitter.com/AnissaMayhew/statuses/1217905211
I subscribed!
I drank beer, more beer and guess what? more beer for valantines because thats what we roll. ok time for some action!!!
Oh and sweet new blog.
Hot plans, pizza and a movie, oh and don’t forget copious amounts of beer. To make it super romatic I put on clean sweats for the hubby!
Um…yea I’d like to give this to my wife for our anniversary, which was yesterday, in hopes that she might…um, agree to pleasure herself in front of me because…well like that would be totally freakin AWESOME.
so…thanks yo.
I just came across your blog a week or so ago (subscribed that instant!) and I just want to say you fucking rock!
My valentine’s plans were to spend the weekend with my boyfriend who lives in another state – I did, and we had a great weekend. I definitely need this giveaway, due to the fact my man lives 1,000 miles away at the moment! lol
PICK ME RANDOM DOT ORGGGGGG!
Um, okay, so I am entering for the benefit of my wife. Not that a dildo is inherently scary to me; but that one is terrifying!
As for our Valentines plans… We had a weekend visit from my old college roommate, which involved us giving up our bedroom to him, his wife and their kid while we slept on the floors of our kids’ rooms. Yeah, I know: HOT.
Ok so that is awesome and my Hubs would freak out but secretly love it if I won this so I am in.
We only went to dinner and a hockey game for Valentines day so not real hot but we had no kids so it was great. But there may or may not have been some hot goings on later that may or may not have included the new KY your and mine:)
Ok so I went to the site-WOW anyways I found one called Shane’s world waterproof study buddy and how hillarious that one would be since the hubs name is Shane:)
Oh and just added you to my reader although I have been keeping up with you for a while now
Hilarious giveaway-
My friend just sent me a link to your blog today. Your hilarious! I totally need to win this contest since my very hot boyfriend decided to get so drunk on Valentine’s Day and completely passed out. Needless to say it wasn’t the greatest ending to a pretty great night!
Sweet Jesus! I need to win, mine just broke. It actually exploded, overuse I think… I will tweet this on my other twitter account, the manicmariah one since I have more followers there then the one I just opened today.
Tweeting it in a minute
And now I will subscribe
I did it again!- http://twitter.com/JDanger
My Valentine’s Day plans included staying home alone. Since I live with both my mother and grandmother (long live free rent!), that’s a feat unto itself. So I sat around being bitchy, shoving 50-pound dogs off my lap when they attempted to “cuddle”, clearing out my TiVo, and grumbling that I hadn’t gone grocery shopping and thus had no bad-for-me food in the house.
Oh! And I subscribed to your blog just last night! My sister (the Homesteading Housewife) told me how much I would love your blog, and as much as I hate to say this, she was RIGHT!
For some reason you weren’t on my blog roll anymore… which like totally sucks the the 1987675434 degree. UI have been bad about blogging but so LOVE your blog that I get sucked into reading and reading and giggling so hard that tears come out of my eyes and i snort and my coworkers look at me like I am growing a third arm or something.
anyway…you are back on my blog roll because truley this is one of my fave blogs EVER!
oh and btw……. Valentines day? full of handcuffs, toys, and OMFG the biggest baddest one of them all…. the “endless pleasure” can we say HOLY SHIT???????
oh and lots of marguertias!!!
Hubby’s got a hurt back plus we had Birthday Boy’s party so V-Day was real simple. Pizza, beer, ice cream. Kids were put to bed early then we had our ‘fun’. Broke the ottoman kind of fun even though I had to do all the work! lol This is the BEST giveaway I’ve ever seen! LOVE IT!!!!
I definitely follow you on my google reader! Love Google Reader!!!!
Here’s some twitter luvin http://twitter.com/jenrik06/statuses/1232253830
Oh missed the boat on any hot plans, not that I had any…. But I think the I rub my wormie is just hilarious. Love it. And loved loved loved your MIL story. Telling everyone about it.
Oh, I do subscribe to you and if I had to choose a toy from the site I would choose either the butterfly or the bullet!
Okay so first off this giveaway has officially forced me to my forsake my strict adherence to my ‘NO Commenting rule’. In general I prefer not to get too chummy with the complete strangers I voyeuristicily stalk online. But with this kind of prize on the line desperate times call for desperate measures.
As for my super hot Valentine’s Day. Hubby and I decided to take this kids to play in the snow ( in So Cal the snow stays where it belongs, in the mountains). Threw snowballs, went sledding, got financially raped by the locals. Got home raided the fridge for leftovers, passed out in a meatloaf induced stupor. Woke up to screaming babies, dirty diapers and a killer sledding accident related headache. To cap off the most romantic night of the year, went to bed in separate rooms because even though my husband did NOT work the next day he doesn’t like it when the baby wakes him up at night. For me however waking up every 3 hours to inhuman shrieking is apparently my idea of heaven on earth.
All and all I’d have to say it was one of my better Valentine’s Days.
I subscribed and will apparently also be learning what the words “google reader” mean
Well, we worked on Valentines night-all weekend actually and then had to go to the ER Monday morning after work as my hubby’s umm, sac swelled to the size of an orange, so after working 12 hours we spent another 4 in the ER. I could use that toy as I’m afraid to touch the hubby until he get the okay from the doctor.
Oh, and I re-added you to my reader and my blogroll.
I am enjoying the new site-I was wondering why I had no updates in almost a week.
You are added to my reader
I want the rock chic!
No hot V-Day here. Flew back from Disney and slept all freaking day to try and recover. That Mickey Mouse is a bitch!!!
I guess I’d choose the bullet or some lube. Can always use lube.
I just subscribed, too.
Well…after watching ManicMariah …almost blow up when her’s blew a fuse…I NEED TO WIN THIS!!!!
Actually, after it died…they cuddled in the bed and wept together…it was kind of sweet.
Valentines Day was an exchange of cards. I gave him one with a hamster on the front and he gave me one with Charlie Brown. Doesn’t quite fit the biker/tatted up image we have going, but that’s o.k. We crack each other up. Then we had screaminghotmonkeysex.
Since the DH and I were too excited this year to wait we woke up and first thing got the naughty business out of the way. Mostly because we all know that there’s nothing hotter than morning breath and BO whilst in compromising positions that would make your grandmother blush.
Then in the PM off to Stella’s in Perrysburg (the DH proposed there 2 yrs ago) followed by a bar crawl at Levis Commons and probably ending the feast with Maggie Moo’s.
Finally since we’ll be too full to eat or fuck, we’ll cuddle, watch a movie, drink some more and pass out on the couch. Because we all know that’s how we keep it classy here in Maumee.
http://twitter.com/bek1826/statuses/1235566490
I twitted the contest again.
I would totally buy the Nea clitoral vibrator. Because, who wouldn’t?
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
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