First off, how about the new digs? Pretty hot, huh?
Endless thanks to Shauna from Blog & Web Designs by Shauna. She is amazing, a complete lifesaver, and has the patience of a fucking saint!
She is the sole reason I was brave enough to put on my internet big girl panties and make the jump to being self hosted, which totally rocks btw, not that Blogger wasn’t super fun, but it was kinda like trying to have drunk, but quiet high school sex in the bedroom next to your parents. Now I feel like I can toss around vaginas, vodka and dildos without worrying about getting the keys to my Geo Storm taken away for a week.
So, in honor of both my new site, and it being one of the most romantic days of the year (second only to Oktoberfest, because nothing gets me hotter than beer, kraut, lederhosen and potato pancakes), I decided to have a super hot giveaway!
Ok boys and girls, so, here’s the thing, I operate on a strict set of principles.
Numero uno being that I will never do reviews or giveaways on this blog.
Ok, so that is actually like numero tres, as I am pretty sure numero uno is to stop smelling my hands in public.
Regardless.
I’m not, nor have I ever been a product based blog (mostly because I am a sucky reviewer). In fact, whenever somebody sends me something, things happen, photos are published, and I am pretty sure I have since been blacklisted by every corporate sponsor around.
Thus, bringing into effect, section 19 of my personal mission statement, I don’t do reviews or giveaways on this blog…unless it’s for liquor or lube.
Well folks, it’s Valentine’s Day, a whole entire day devoted to chocolate, cards, and getting off.
So, I bring to you, Eden Fantasys.
A virtual playground of all things that go buzz in the night.
And, I want nothing more in the world than to give you (boy, girl, couple, whathaveyou) a chance to win one of their most fabulous, high tech, bells and whistles vibrators, the Passion Wave Butterfly, worth over $80…which is nothing to sneeze at, because that $80 can easily be redirected into other fabulous Valentines Day necessities, such as multiple boxes of wine and nachos.
And sure, butterflies may seem like cute, innocent creatures, but, the truth is, butterflies are the new jack rabbit, and they will rock you…like a hurricane…and look cute as fuck doing it.
So, let’s do this bitch.
The contest will run for one week, staring today, February 14th, ending next Saturday, February 21st at 10pm.
How to enter: You simply must do one of these favors for me for an entry!
1. Leave a comment here telling me what kind of hot plans you have for Valentines Day.
OR
2. Check out the slick Eden Fantasys site, and tell me what scandalous item you would like to gobble up for yourself …or a loved one…or just some random person you doing.
Bonus Entries:
1. Tweet this contest, and leave me a comment with the tweet link (FYI, you can do this ONCE a day for the duration of the giveaway, leave a separate comment each time).
2. Blog about this giveaway, and then leave me a separate comment with the link to the post.
3. If you haven’t already, subscribe to my feed to keep up with the in crowd. Leave me a comment if you did.
This contest closes on Saturday, February 21st at 10pm, and a winner will be selected and posted shortly after that. Make sure you include your email when you sign in to comment, you know, so when you win, I can actually contact you.
The winner will be chosen using Random.org, and remember to leave one individual comment per mode of entry!
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OOoooh!
My hot plans? well… The Man-of-My-Dreams is working out of state this V-Day… so My hot plans include watching a movie w/ my 5 kids and trying to master Creme Brulee.
But winning this giveaway would help for after the kids go to bed! lol
Hot plans on Vday? Ditching Scott at home and hanging out w/ my BFF Sopko. Yoga, sushi, movie, massage. Valentine’s Day is for suckers.
Blog affirmation: Love your new site. Almost as awesome as you.
Peace.
ARRRRRR another one reviewing Eden Fantasies. I WANNA REVIEW KINKY STUFF!!!
Anyway, I have no HOT plans for today, only lukewarm, breakfast and massive amounts of chocolate that will have me falling into a peaceful diabetic coma.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hmmm my hot plans for tonight is staying home and learning German drunk. (I am going there on Wednesday because my hubby’s job took him there for 90 days). I meet him on Thursday in germany.
Brittany! love the new site! and good grief…they’ve got you reviewing sex toys already! the only thing i’ve been asked to review is breakfast cereal! unfortunately i was in turkey where their coupon for a free box wouldn’t have even worked if they had even carried that cereal. sex toys…i wonder how you get on their review list? not that i use them…um…nope. never. but i do love butterflies!
for valentine’s day i have no idea what we are doing. yep…big romantic plans…
Just wanted to stop by and say LOVE the new decor around here! Great design! Simply lovely. Happy V-Day!
Watch Laef play WoW, help the Sanch remove his dingleberry’s and massive amounts of Dots. That’s pretty much the plan for today.
I just wanted to tell you that I LOVE the new site!
Our romantic plans involve a trip to the zoo in the snow. Nothing gets me hotter than watching the lions devour bloody chunks of meat and watching the monkeys play with themselves! ooh la la
I made dinner in the crockpot and we bought a new dishwasher this morning… super romantic, eh?
Fing stalk Craigs List like its a job and sniff the paint coming from under the room to the new nursery.
Don’t I sound like someone that NEEDS butterflies up my gash? Bring it.
I’m supposed to have a plan for the day….???? Us single people don’t put too much stock in Valentine’s Day….but we do appreciate a good “butterfly”
Yo Brittany
Nice blog not sure how it took me so long to find it. Since it seams no guys have posted a comment I will take the plunge. So as far as plans for valentines day. I am going out with some buddies to the bar then the club. I am going to drink alot of good czech beer and ask girls in polish if they want to be my valentine. Should make for a fun night my polish is so bad i might be asking them for a really inappropriate sexual favor so i should get some funny looks.
Also took a look at the sex toy website. In the mens section i first saw the prostate massager but quickly decided that my prostate is just fine in the unmassaged configuration. So my attention was then drawn to the flashlight vagina. What a great toy. A fake vagina that has the shape of a flashlight. Now that has merit. So if i was going to buy something from the website it would for sure be the flashlight vagina. To bad it doesnt work as a flashlight.
I hope i win the pretty female appliance.
Happy Valentines day.
By the way…I subscribed! I need all the help I can get!
You’re going to LOVE Word Press, almost as much as I’m going to love winning the shit out of this contest. Momma needs a new boyfriend. Bring it.
Holy shit Brittany! New site looks fantastic! Well, our hot plans actually include plans this year- hubby is planning on attempting to make ME dinner tonight. We’ll see. BUT! The best part is that neither one of us is allowed to work! How lame is that, that I am just stoked my husband will be looking at me?! and not his computer and be talking to ME?! and not his smarter-than-thou phone!
What a way to kick off the new site- bells, whistles, pretty names, you’re good!
xoxo-Jessica
My V-Day got off to a late start. I stayed up late watching Nights in Rodanthe and ended waking up around 11:30 am today. I made myself a very good garlic shrimp pasta for lunch and will retire to my bed for some work related reading. My plans for the night are going to see He’s just not that into you, either with a girl friend or on my own. Because being without a plus one doesn’t mean I will be without fun!
Hot plans for Valentines Day? Now don’t be jealous, ok. I’m going to stay in bed till 2pm all by myself. I will watch TV with my son in the afternoon. Yeah, that’s all I have planned. Probably take-out for dinner? Not sure yet.
Valentine’s Day Plans…hmmm….let’s see, the boyfriend has pneumonia so that puts a slight damper on going outside, even though I’ve got some massive cravings for …. SUSHI! We gotta get with Harvest and get a sushi date going. Wait, I totally got sidetracked…Valentine’s Day…well, even though the BF is sick, I still plan on getting some tonight. I don’t care if I have to take it. He likes that kinda think you know. Wait, you don’t know. TMI? LOL
I checked out Eden Fantasys and where are the collars? You know the ones that say, “Slut” or “Slave”? I did not see them! You’d think they’d be under BDSM. Shit…I gotta get off here, my master is totally calling for me. I’ll be punished if he catches me online.
Totally retweeted!
http://twitter.com/Juniorholic/statuses/1210536262
My hot plans include a lovely dinner of fresh pasta and sauce from “The Hill” with my hubs and daughter, then free tix to the theater! Hubby just got tix from one of the partners at his firm to Fiddler on the Roof – and I just LOVE all the fun and tradition of it (and the fact that it’s free theater and a night out I wasn’t expecting). Then I’m coming home and taking major advantage of the hubs but shh, don’t tell him – it’s a surprise! And it may involve a few toys of my own, but I am ALWAYS ready to try something new!
FUN giveaway, Foodie!
I think I was already following through reader, but I just subscribed to your feed. I so want to sit with the cool people at lunch
Tweet, tweet . . . a little butterfly is out spreading the word! (seriously, no pun intended till I typed that, but hey, it’s not bad).
Can a butterfly rock your world? Go see for yourself! http://tinyurl.com/bhb94o
I don’t know how to get an actual twitter link like everyone else has – help!
I’m soo in. rss feed is ready & waiting, hopefully I will be too once my Eden gift arrives :-O
I totally plan on taking it up the beep and getting beeeping beep in the beeeeeeeep all beeeping night long after a nice dinner of course.
BUT
I really want that damn butterfly. Seriously, help a girl out. My current battery operated friend has wires and shit hanging out of it. I think it was made in China or something. I’m afraid that my cho-cha is going to get fried beyond recognition. That would be BAD. Is my story working yet? I mean really, I don’t have a distended belly and flies swarming around my face, but it’s probably good enough for at least 10 enteries, right? If you could see my vagina right now it would be giving you big ol puppy dog eyes and mouthing “pleeeeease”
Okay, so that last part is sort of disturbing and untrue, but damnit I want that butterfly!
BTW, nice new layout. I like.
pssst…That butterfly is MINE
You can’t go wrong with a bullet!
I subscribe with bloglines.
I twitted.
http://twitter.com/Blacktating/status/1211229334
Love the new digs girl! As for what I would buy from Eden Fantasy’s, I think the question should be; what wouldn’t I buy?
Girls love toys, what can I say?
Checked out the toy website and my wishlist item is…
My Massager by California Exotic!!!!
Little story here. This summer my dear husband took me with him on a business trip to San Diego (not that it wasn’t hot enough here in Ohio, but no ocean, ya know?). So anyway he packs the toys, including my trusty Hitachi (menopause is a bitch). So I get sick as soon as we get there, spend the 4 days feeling like crap, so no lovin’ going on for us in SD.
We get home and guess what we realize is still in the drawer by the bed at the hotel? Oh yeah. So what the hell do you do? Call the concierge and ask if anyone turned in a high-powered vibrator to lost & found?
It’s been a long, lonely winter around here.
Oh, and check it! http://twitter.com/DeweytheGreyt
HOLY CRAP. Shauna didn’t even mention that she was working on your site. Don’t you just love her? Don’t you understand how I fell in love on the internet? I am just lucky ‘cuz she is close and I can stop by her house daily and bug her.
Ya look HAWT.
I plan to read blogs while my hubby scratches himself in the couch (swoon). I did want to tell you i LOVE the new look!!
Wow. How about this video, West Coast Women but I hope I don’t see anyone I know in it! LOL. thanks for the chance, I feel lucky!
Tweeted! http://twitter.com/themomjen/status/1212974203
Okay I’m just commenting to say I like the new digs (the tag line is my fave) but I totally don’t want the mega dildo… my husband doesn’t understand this whole blogging giveaway business so if I get that in the mail he’ll totally think I ordered it from eBay and leave me.
Stay away from me random.org, I needz my husband!!
My plans for V-day were very much laid back. Had dinner with friends and all of our kids, but I didn’t have to cook & my friend made kick-ass steak & lobster. (YAY!)
Would love to win one of these E.F. giveaways, though that toy you picture sligthly scares me. (Holy hell – what does that thing hangin’ off the side do?!?!?)
Plans for V-day: shopping at Costco, cooking dinner, and getting drunk off of champagne bought at Costco. It was really quite a nice day, all things considered!
Do I win if I tell you I spent my V-day hanging with my mother in law, and looking at fake dinosaurs at the museum with half the city? (she didn’t lose any fluid on my carpet, though.)
Holy Shit I love the new site.
And as for that dildo…um…
I’ll just say that after I had my genitals bitten off by a rabid hooker in Amsterdam in the mid 80s, I had one of those dildos installed. Works like a charm. Im the most popular guy in my bedroom.
Oh, and yes. Shauna is the bombski.
Tweet tweet for today:
Hop on the wings of THIS butterfly for a ride – go see @barefootfoodie! http://tinyurl.com/bhb94o
Methinks this butterfly could be lots of fun!
The new site is bangin’!!!!!!
Speaking of, that thing looks scary to me. Think I’ll stick with my “tried & True”…the love of my life- the real deal. No, not my husband. My silver bullet.
OK – Valentine’s wasn’t any hotter than any other freaking day. Rest assured it wasn’t any colder either. There were orgasms involved. A few for me and only one for him…because that is how it rolls. Sorry for him – HA! So it isn’t that we are boring, but I don’t want Hallmark or anybody else telling me when to do the nasty. I don’t know if that DQs me for the giveaway or not but I want to enter anyway. I am happy to let the Eden’s Fnatsay people tell us when to do it though – I am certain they have a lot more expertise on the topic than Hallmark anyway. My need for winning? I hate the fucking rabbit – besides the fact that it no longer hops or spins or whatever the hell it was supposed to do, now it just sits there. I’d like to say we wore that rodent out but it went DOA long before we could have done that. Now all it does is sit there, useless. In fact as I think of the name pretty much all it evokes is a reminder of all the money I spent on hostas the past 2 summers that was wasted from the stupid rabbits eating them all summer long. So I am a gardener OK? Maybe I should use it as garden decor. Maybe the bright color will attract butterflies. Hmmmm … butterflies? That is a summertime friend I can dream about and not get pissed off so as they flutter about I can have a big old smile on my face. Before there’s something else on my face…
PICK ME!! I Promise I will appreciate it the most!!!
Vday has come and gone … our big night out was the night b/4, we had yummy Thai. Sat night (actual holiday) we were going to meet up with a bunch of friends at, drum roll please, the most romantic of any place known to mankind, Chuck E Cheese. We arrived with 2 kids in tow and thank God, there was a line out the door. We had planned on letting all the kids run around while we drank, but we lucked out and got to go to Mexican instead! Our newly found tradition will be this: night b/4 Valentine’s, just hubby and I. The “real” day will be a date with our girls – and margaritas, tacos carne asada, faijita’s etc … they only need cheese dip, they’re easy!
Sorry, I got lost on that website for a minute, ahem. I would wish for The Neah clitorial vibrator, only because I already have one and have about used it to death.
I watched Grey’s anantomy by myself inthe morning and then went to visit my husband’s family. Not super romantic but I am not so into Valentine’s Day anymore.
If I win this fabulous contest…which I probably won’t cause I never win anything, I want another bullet cause my other went to dildo heaven.
RIP purple bullet 2005-2008
Love the new site!!!!
lovin’ the big girl pants! VDay sucked big time and my husband actually slept at his sister’s house- so the dildo would have come in very handy!
tweeted again- http://twitter.com/JDanger
I happen to own that little gadget pictures up there and, man, is some reader about to be very lucky!
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