Saturday. Sabato. Zaterdag. Samedi.
The day I literally plan to spend doing nothing but eating hot wings and drinking Coke. All day. Without any pants on.
Because pants just slow you down.
Plus, it’s snowing. Again. And, the only pants that go with snow, are snow pants. And, they just make you look fat. And, you have to wear underwear with them. Plus, mine don’t fit.
So, I am not leaving the house today. Unless it’s to get the mail. But, that’s what I have Ugg boots for.
So, I don’t see how this whole day isn’t going to be awesome.
So, what are you going to do today, because you could always…
1. Enter my fucking hot giveaway, because today is the LAST DAY, ever!
And, let me be frank, so I went to the Eden Fantasys website, picked out something pink and tickly, ordered it, it was shipped and delivered in, like, a nano second, and I busted it open yesterday, and I about passed out. It was bad ass. And big. Like, freakishly, I will totally need to limber up and do a warm up lap, big. My pelvis literally winced when it saw it, but then, was all like, bring it.
So, yeah. Eden Fantasys. Big fan. Enter.
2. Make and devour this.
3. Contribute to this or this.
4. Spend the day eating hot pockets, ordering shit off TV (I don’t care what anyone says, the snuggie is the balls. Oh! And a gigantic bucket of moldable moon sand, because that is the type of shit I always wanted to order as a kid, but my parents were lame.), and not cleaning.
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I so wish I was at your house eating wings with no pants on – well I might slip my sweats on cause you know…everything on your list sounds much better than working on peoples tax returns – bleck…
You’re day sounds awesome. My kind of day. I think I need to go enter your contest now before it’s too late
…warm up lap LOL!!
dildos, hot wings, no pants, bring it.
You’re so damn funny.
I agree–pants just get in the way!
Sounds like a plan to me! Enjoy, I need to work some : (
I just got something that has rotating beads and tickly bunny ears, and I love it love it LOVE it. The only problem is that the handle gets in the way and bumps into hubz’ giblets when we’re sharing the fun. Still on the market for something that won’t do that.
Well there…looks like I stopped by on the right day…dildos, hot wings, no pants, no panties, …bunch of women…what more could a guy want?
Anyway…thought I’d let you know that someone has nominated you over at Hot Dads!!! (I won’t say who…but she does love her boobs)
http://hotdads.blogspot.com
Damn you woman, I just spent another 47 bucks at Eden! I am gonna be hoookkkkkeeddd up!
I can only hope the hot wings and the hot pockets are not mutually exclusive, since it’s Dowhateverthehellyouwant Saturday and all.
so. I mosey over from Hot Dads to find out what the Hubbub is all about and low and behhold……!!! You hate pants as well.
Pants are for Squares.
I’m with Jen- laptops are only cold on the lap for a few minutes (since you won’t be wering pants)- Twitter- where the hell are you?
I want to eat wings with no pants on too!
I had company… had to put the pants on; otherwise they totally wouldn’t be our friends anymore… on the plus side, we went out with them to the really good Chinese restaurant, which would’ve kicked me out for not wearing pants even if our friends didn’t kick us off the island for my pantlessness. And I’m still pissed at Google for not appreciating the importance of your feed and screwing me out of a chance at the Cadillac of vibrators.
I can’t BELIEVE I missed the Eden Fantasy’s giveaway!!! But thanks for the tip – that is a site I plan to explore (heh) more!