Comments on: Like taking candy from a baby…or, like, a super creepy old person.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 03:31:04 +0000

I know how you feel about the repo thing.

A year ago May, when I was “happily married” and working an extra job “because I love working so much”, I traded in my *needs a 300$ brake job* SUV for a smaller SUV with nearly twice the payment. I am now a month behind. They call me weekly. I repeatedly confirm that I *will* pay them and they *don’t* want the car back (seriously, they don’t, I’m a slob and living in Vegas, people just ram into your shit for no reason leaving dents and dings and somebody even SPIT on my car once. The day I had it washed. fucker.) I bet if the repo man came for my car he would be all “oh hell no, I came for a 2008 Sante Fe, this shit looks like 1982 and {opening the door} OH SNAP grossssssssss”

By: Hot News » Operation Repo

Hot News » Operation Repo — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:46:26 +0000

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By: Jen@HappilyEverAfterLand

Jen@HappilyEverAfterLand — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 01:01:34 +0000

Um, so it was like looking into a futuristic mirror or yourself? Cause that’s I’m reading between the lines here.
Oh, and for the record, my ass is now so big, I’m debating whether or not I need to go up a size in my MATERNITY pants. Yeah. What the hell is up with that?

By: Dana's Brain

Dana's Brain — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:53:46 +0000

I was at a movie once with my Nana and cousin. My Nana was totally rooting around in her purse for something and finally came up with (I think) a really old Lifesaver that she pulled some tissue off of and put in her mouth.

You know when you are trying not to laugh and it just keeps getting funnier and funnier in your head until you can’t breath? It was like that.

By: LiteralDan

LiteralDan — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:34:46 +0000

The only thing worse than someone sitting right next to you when they don’t need to is someone taking the urinal right next to you when they don’t need to.

It’s like, “Umm… Hi! How are ya? I feel like a douche not introducing you to my old friend My-Dick, but then, I don’t ever actually want you two to meet. Sorry.”

Am I right? Am I right?? Hmmm, maybe the wrong crowd here.

P.S. Your Benjamin Button reference is a prince among the many Benjamin Button references of the world.

By: Heather

Heather — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:22:51 +0000

I wanna be a sassy old broad when I grow up. But I’ll totally offer you candy. Good candy, too, like a Caramello or somesuch.

By: Duck

Duck — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:49:55 +0000

50 degrees?

I pull out my yeti coat when it’s 70.

By: Raging Dad

Raging Dad — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 05:56:57 +0000

I think hanging in the weighing room is like standing at the urinals for guys: you never sidle up next to someone. There must always be an empty space between you and some other dude. Thems the rules, yo.

By: Swirl Girl

Swirl Girl — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 03:37:40 +0000

I swear to god I thought you were going to say that the really old lady pulled a hard candy from her…(not purse) self.

you crack me up.

ps- why doesn’t my google thingy update the last time you posted anymore??

By: Not Juut Any Jen

Not Juut Any Jen — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 02:55:03 +0000

Yeah! How exciting that you are going to blogher! I am just outside of Chi-town! Maybe I’ll see you!