Giveaway, Freebie, Fun, Fun, Fun!

I love giving things that I love away.

Not the exact item that I personally own.

But, like, a replica.

There are some things you shouldn’t get second hand.

This is one of them.

That being said, if you call me daughter, sister, granddaughter, daughter in law, or if you distribute communion to me when I semi-sporadically attend Mass…stop reading now!

It’s freebie vibrator time!

And, what better way to pay homage to my new baby girl than to give away a lovely pink Hello Kitty Pocket Rocket?

(That’s what all the classy moms do, right?)

Thanks to Eden Fantasys, this girly little gem can be all yours, or your wife’s, or your girlfriend’s, fuck, give it to your mama for all I care, point is, it’s awesome and it’s free.

And, this item is so new and so hot, it’s currently sold out on the website.  This is your only chance to get it right now ( I mean, until they get more in, but dude, this is like, the Wii of vibrators)!

I mean, what better way to show appreciation on this gorgeous Memorial Day, than to exercise the freedoms provided to us all by those amazing men and women brave enough to fight for us to have them?

Freedom of speech?  Check.

Freedom to pursue happiness and stuff?  Check.

Freedom to buy stylish vibrators from one of the hottest sites to ever exist, ever?  Fucking check.

So here is deal.  This contest runs until Sunday, May 31st at 9pm, and to enter you have to leave a comment.

That’s it.

Leave as many comments as you like, the more you leave, the better your chances to get your hands on this wonderful piece of machinery, but make sure to include your email so that I can contact the winner.  At the conclusion of the contest, I will use a random number generator to select a winner, and post here.

Of course, visiting Eden Fantasys, oogling their goodies, and tweeting the crap out of this contest are all appreciated, and will totally reserve you a special spot in the very same hand basket yours truly will be traveling in one day!