I didn’t forget to put this up officially on Father’s Day. I was just too caught up in celebrating my husband yesterday…with BBQ ribs and hand jobs. But, I did write this post for him in a totally timely fashion, so that the world can know that he is completely awesome, and his kids adore him.
Once.
Twice.
Three times a father.
And you just keep getting sexier each time.
P.S. This is post was completely my doing, obviously the kids had nothing to do with the ribs or the hand jobs, as that would be both distasteful and dangerous. They got him a Cookie Monster card and some pictures. I think it’s obvious who gives the better gifts in this household.
P.P.S. I was going to call this post, I Love it When You Call Me Big Papa…but Andy totally didn’t find the humor in that and I wanted it to be a totally appropriate, classy and lovely tribute to his fatherly awesomeness.
P.P.P.S. But, I did, however, feel the need to include the phrase hand job. Twice.
P.P.P.P.S. This post is ruined.
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It was classy because you didn’t use the word “fuck” once. Nice work, babe!
I LOVE this. Daddies can be sexy
Yes, my husband would have loved a similar gift, but, as you know, things are still a little, uh, itchy in that realm. So he had to get his rocks off on the GPS gadget we got him. Now he’s on steroids and I’m STILL not allowed to talk about it! Ack!!!
Hey! We got our husbands the same gifts for Father’s Day. And I know for a fact that I’m classy (I took a facebook quiz), so by proxy, you’re classy too.
This post made me LOL. Great pictures of your hubby and babies!
Nothing says “I love you” like a hand job on Father’s Day.
Love it!
Actually it was thrice that you used hand job. And now we have used it several times by association. I think that shows love. And I am proud of you. And you made me laugh. Almost shot water out my nose for the second time in 5 minutes. What a Monday!
Yay for hand jobs and Daddy!!
Kel’s right, you totally did not say ‘fuck’ one time. Hand job is totally more High Klass.
But I might have to ask that you give him a punch in the throat for remaining skinny with each additional child. Why can’t women be that lucky? My face is at least two inches wider with each additional child. Lucky bastards.
I love how he ‘suits’ up for the newborn experience>> sweatshirt and baseball cap!! Was he wearing a catcher’s mitt and face gaurd during the delivery?/
I wish I knew you in real life. We’d get into SO much trouble.
Ha! Yay for your your hubs!
I promised mine sex and then we were both seriously tired and we both blew it off. Which is sad now that I write that because we don’t even have a newborn to blame!
Well if you’re going to celebrate, that’s the way to do it =)
Did you wash your hands between the ribs and the hand job? Or at least use one of those little handi wipes?
A totally classy and lovely tribute.
I’m thinking there’s going to be a baby #4 sooner than later.
That’s lovely. Nothing says Happy Fathers Day like a hand job. Well, except maybe for a rousing rendition of Doggy Style, which my baby daddy received last night.
PS. I LOVE your blog!!!!!
I promised mine sex for father’s day then tried to get out of it after being totally wiped out from our day at the pool but unfortunately he did not let me out of my promise.
Hot dads rock! Glad you all had a special day!
Wow, handjob and ribs… totally not letting my husband read this post. He got dry pork loin and slept in another room. Oops.
I think the Big Poppa title would’ve been better!
hand jobs, ribs…what more can a daddy ask for?
Oh I love those pics of daddies with their newborns.
Hell, we same in the same store! Got the same thing for Rico! A hand job…the perfect gift as long as you didn’t use the rib sauce to lube it up. LOL!
That was beautiful, Brittany. ::::wipes tear away:::
and the fact that this post is ruined is why we all love it.
You actually said hand job three times. The more the merrier though.
Damn you two are young. In a good way. Not in an icky underage kind of way.
lol , what cute pictures.
p.s you said handjobs 3 times
Your husband looks seriously young! You are the best at joining something precious like baby pictures and hand jobs lol.
LOL, only you can keep it classy AND say handjob twice!
Those hats are apparently the fertility tool of the gods!!
And how the hell did you land the never-aging-husband?
This post isn’t ruined!! No way!
Father’s Day = Hand Jobs
So that means this post is three times the Father’s Day post that everyone else’s is.
only you could put the words Hand Job in a post twice & still keep it classy. And a cookie monster card, heck, yea I know who gives the better gifts….LOL
Is it because of hand jobs that he is a daddy? If so, the two go together perfectly.
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ribs and handjobs? you’re a good wife.
You know, if more women offered bbq ribs and hand jobs on Father’s Day there just might be more daddies in this world. I know my husband would be lining up.
On second thought, let’s keep this between us, shall we?
I think most men can appreciate hand jobs. Therefore, this was a perfect father’s day post
That’s what I’ve been doing wrong…it’s ribs AND hand jobs;)
Loved your latest post, by the way.
I use “hand job” and “the kids” in the same sentence ALL.THE.TIME. and I am nothing BUT classy. It just depends on where you put the inflection.