Comments on: I’m huge in China…literally.

By: TheBareEssentialsToday

TheBareEssentialsToday — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:18:46 +0000

I’m tired of worrying about people watching what I eat. If I’m eating out or getting take out, it’s usually cause I feel like being bad! Num, num, Chinese food!

By: Dave

Dave — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:54:44 +0000

The restaurant people don’t believe me when I tell them I want my Kung Pao, “Extrahotsuperspicyextraextra.” Seriously. I want enough of those evil little red chiles to make my nose run and my forehead sweat. Because forehead sweat and chilisnot dripping onto some random chick’s back while you’re banging the crap out of her chimpy chimpanzee-style is H. O. T.

By: Lesslie

Lesslie — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 00:54:49 +0000

You have to wonder. I’ve seen the Chinese eat the food they make. Why the HELL are they so skinny and we are not.. is it like Genetic makeup?or whatever?. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fat Asian.

I love Chinese Food, but unfortunately, it does NOT love me.

By: LiteralDan

LiteralDan — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:32:37 +0000

Your blog always makes me hungry. Usually Mexican food, now Chinese food. What’s next, Thai? Indian?

Maybe they just figured you wanted to use a different fork for each of the kinds of food. They’re catering to the fastidious, not the fat-tidious.

Doesn’t that make you feel better?

By: Trout Towers

Trout Towers — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:28:32 +0000

Our local Chinese restaurant has tried to kill us on several occasions, mostly with Crab Rangoon Gone Wrong. They can try to kill us, but they can’t get us to stop ordering.

By: Mary @ Holy Mackerel

Mary @ Holy Mackerel — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:55:17 +0000

Well, of c ourse you’re going to eat “more”. For god’s sake, a half hour after eating a full-course Chinese meal, you’re hungry again.
Those Chinese are just jealous of our great ability to scarf down huge amounts of food, and not be a size 0 like they all seem to be.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:42:58 +0000

Those Chinese people are stupid. You don’t eat eggrolls with forks.

BTW I just discovered your blog and I fucking love you.

By: mountainmomma18

mountainmomma18 — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:29:28 +0000

bastards. I am actually looking forward to my first TLC special.

By: Robin

Robin — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:07:55 +0000

I swear I’ve heard of this portion control thing…I know I have…

By: Monnik

Monnik — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:17:08 +0000

That happens with me and sushi too… I order enough for them to think there’s 2 or 3 of us eating.

And… I’m always shocked when I see some tiny woman at my favorite sushi joint eating only one sushi roll.

Who eats only one sushi roll? I don’t get it.