Comments on: Whoever said the jobs you have as teenagers don’t shape who you are as an adult was obviously a gigantic liar.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:11:34 +0000

Where have you been all my life? Winning! I too worked at the Gap.. not the real Gap, the “Outlet” no lie, I met my husband there. They used to keep him in the stock room though because he wore Levis and red chuckies. He used to bring me beer in a Mrs. Fields cup, it was love at first sight. Let me just tell you my trash can was cleaner than anyones up at cashwrap. Thank you for this post I can not wait until he wakes up to read this to him.

By: Chrisor Babe

Chrisor Babe — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 17:28:37 +0000

This is one of the funniest blog posts I’ve read in a long time. I smell my own clothes (shirts) to see if they’re dirty but the thought of smelling the crotch of someone else’s pants makes me gag. I’m still trying to figure out how this 300 lb. woman fit in Gap pants! There’s something wrong with the story. I didn’t think they sold over a size 12.

By: Audrey

Audrey — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 06:05:00 +0000

My question is, I weigh no where near 300lbs, yet my fat ass is too big to fit into anything they sell at GAP……how the hell did she, lol!!??!

By: Andi

Andi — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 20:22:10 +0000

If my memory serves me correctly, the entire Southwyck Mall smelled like vagina. I hear that’s why they tore it down.

By: Shash

Shash — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 19:03:36 +0000

oh the joys of working retail! YUCK

My older sister passed down a pair of pants to me once… they had KRUSTY crotch marks in them that NEVER washed clean. I was like…. ummmmm ….. no thanks. I’m fine with my pants that only go to my ankles…… I don’t need pants that bad. going naked was a better option than putting those nastys on!

By: Dee Brun

Dee Brun — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 18:53:02 +0000

I worked at Thrifty’s…which is now Bluenotes jean store for many years as a Young Adult…It still blows me away how many times people tried to return smelly crotch jeans…

Thanks for the laugh…

Cheers

By: Nancy

Nancy — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 02:41:26 +0000

What I want to know is, what in the hell was the customer thinking when the manager turned those jeans inside out & took a whiff!??!?!??!!

By: Theresa Davis

Theresa Davis — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 23:56:28 +0000

LMAO! Wow! I don’t know where that mall is, but this story just made me laugh at my stressful day! I too used to work in retail and have had similar experiences. So glad to know I’m not the only one. hahahahaha! Thanks for the post!

By: Kaytee

Kaytee — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 05:15:40 +0000

Omg.
Southwyck Mall.
I grew up patronizing the six stores that still existed in that mall until they finally closed it a few years ago. Along with what I’ve heard is half of the other crap in Toledo.
How have I followed you this long and never known we shared this?!

By: Wendy

Wendy — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:36:15 +0000

Ohmygod. I just LOL’d and I have a personal rule to automatically HATE people who LOL but holy crap girl..you funny! How I’ve missed your blog only my hairdresser and psychiatrist know for sure. Hilarity.