Comments on: Whoever said the jobs you have as teenagers don’t shape who you are as an adult was obviously a gigantic liar.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:36:15 +0000

Ohmygod. I just LOL’d and I have a personal rule to automatically HATE people who LOL but holy crap girl..you funny! How I’ve missed your blog only my hairdresser and psychiatrist know for sure. Hilarity.

By: Zak

Zak — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:07:52 +0000

Your reader who emailed MODG also CC’ed my lame ass who just checked her blog email and I just died laughing.

You are my new favorite.

I worked at a candle kiosk and got fired for using the telephone for personal reasons. My boss spied on me from the food court with binoculars and timed my calls.

And then there was the one time I owned my own shop and closed it because OMG-I was bleeding money out my eyeballs.

Yeah, fuck retail.

By: barefootfoodie

barefootfoodie — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 15:27:32 +0000

I threw up.

The End.

By: barefootfoodie

barefootfoodie — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 15:26:40 +0000

So on top of being incredibly flattered, I have a huge amount of pity for you….I have SEEN the girls who shop at BEBE.

Retail? NEVER AGAIN.

By: sarah

sarah — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 15:17:32 +0000

True story: more than once when I was a Gap employee, we found USED TAMPONS in the dressing room. The End.

By: MODG

MODG — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:06:15 +0000

So one of your readers took the time to email me PERSONALLY to tell me how awesome it is on your side of the internet. And I may agree. This is quality and you are almost as cynical as me.

ps I managed a BEBE. Top that shit.

By: Erica

Erica — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 04:57:39 +0000

OMG.OMG.OMG

You are fucking hysterical!

By: Sheila

Sheila — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:06:53 +0000

OMG. I just snorted diet coke all over my keyboard. thankyouverymuch…that was hysterical!!

By: Aubrey

Aubrey — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:43:22 +0000

You had me rolling with laughter furiously, until you mentioned “Hispanic…”, was that integral to the story or were you just pointing it out to satiate some odd generalization. Would you have mentioned it if she were a white lady?

Anyways, keep up the good work, but be mindful that white vaginas stink too.

By: kat

kat — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:14:00 +0000

seriously the truth if I have ever heard one…totally disgusting but praise her for being a better manager than I was…17 year vet and never barenosed crotch smelled, i always chose the leg…freeking hysterical!!!