Comments on: Jesus doesn’t frown on a lot of things, but I am pretty sure he hates airplanes. And the new Melrose Place. That show is horrible.

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By: Carla

Carla — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:45:43 +0000

Ok seriously, I’ve always refused to leave a comment on a blog before, be it your blog, or other not-nearly-as-funny-as-barefootfoodie blogs, but I NEEDED to say…You crack me the fuck up. Always. Thanks for throwing all of this out into the cyberverse, and letting me know that other Ohio Moms are just as wacky as I am. =]

By: Trenches of Mommyhood

Trenches of Mommyhood — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:52:35 +0000

How did I miss you there last night?!

By: Meggan

Meggan — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 08:30:38 +0000

SISTER!!! I hate flying too and I think I am a fucking genius for having a fear of flying 40,000 feet in the air trapped in a steel tube filled with gasoline and talkative strangers. HORRIFIC!

By the by, I used to be a HELICOPTER news reportern for a tv station. I needed a job desperately so I never told my bosses I was afraid to fly. Everyday for six months when I went to work I thought I was going to die. I have cried in the skies all over Northern California….and broke out in hives, begged to land, hyperventilated, and generally made a screeching ass out of myself! Then I would go on air and act like it nothing was wrong….sigh…I still kiss the ground.

By: Two Makes Four

Two Makes Four — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 03:32:03 +0000

Flying is wrong. I like the fact that I can get across the country in 5 hours, but the basic idea is wrong. I have to be drunk on a plane (well, until I had kids. Now I can only OD on Benadryl and hope I don’t cry).

Anyhow, I need to remember to not read your blog on a full bladder because you always make me pee myself. Thanks.

By: josh

josh — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:26:03 +0000

I love flying, especially the force of the G’s on your chest pushing you into your seat as the plane starts to take off and really accelerate. But, I suppose you have that sensation of pressure on your chest the whole time. I’m jealous.

By: Stephaine @ Geezees

Stephaine @ Geezees — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:23:53 +0000

I definitely agree with airplanes…and if i die i am going out with a belly full of cupcakes too

By: Aria'z Ink

Aria'z Ink — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 07:17:44 +0000

And on that note, I’m going to toast your possibly-soon-to-be-deceased-but-DEFINITELY-always-awesome-to-read self with some of these homemade brownies, and by homemade I mean I mixed them from a box and baked them in my very own oven, cause I’m a gourmet baker like that. And thank you that I’ll have to eat more of them now since I’m eating for my own gluttonous desires and now you too cause you totally deserve homemade brownies and also, God likes homemade brownies, so I’ve already promised to send some to God, but he has to let you live…both ways That’s the deal. I think he’ll take it, cause he likes homemade brownies after a good game of skee ball. I know that cause I’m a Jersey girl and a brownie hound, not in the porno way either. Plus I watch Kevin Smith movies, and anyone that could come up with The Buddy Christ has to have some inside knowledge.

Wow, I think I got the ‘grown up’ pan of brownies. Maybe you should have some of THESE in order to have a mellow flight.

By: Louise

Louise — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:59:13 +0000

HAHA – I SO feel the same way. I hate it. And the dialogue going on in my head as I look around at folks is priceless…I wish I could tape it. I’m the girl that likes to talk the ear off of the person that sits next to me. Anything to take my mind of crashing and dying in flames. I’m also proned to grab/grope on accident, the guy next to me, every time there is turbulance. Talk about embarassing, especially if he’s ugly and it’s a long trip. I just can’t help it. It’s like the oh shit bar in the car. hehe. I’m a fan of taking left over Percocet…sigh. Good luck! Love the toe nail color. Don’t grope anyone sitting next to you! hehe