Comments on: Sometimes God has a plan. A plan that may or may not include me getting to see New Moon in a timely manner.

By: Cas

Cas — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:27:30 +0000

The hubs and I are both going to see it just as soon as our sitter gets back from vacay…and I swear the first gay or bullshit comment I am coming unglued… If you dont want to see it then have the balls to say no….or have the balls to admit you want to see it and quit pretending to hate it….geesh.

By: nic @mybottlesup

nic @mybottlesup — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 16:49:38 +0000

your kids wasted $24 worth of sex jelly? so grounded. that’s like 2 movie tickets right there… and maybe a smallish popcorn, or an icee… i like the icees.

By: Kimberly

Kimberly — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 04:29:49 +0000

just discovered your blog, and I cannot stop laughing. pretty glad to see that someone else has the craziest crap happen to them, and not afraid to share it with the world. I was starting to feel like something was wrong with me:)

By: Jeni

Jeni — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:48:56 +0000

Your wife rocks! I loved that.

By: Melanie B

Melanie B — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 07:46:32 +0000

ok, I peed myself when I got to this

“My dad was like, it’s pretty thick to be pee, and I was like, oh, we eat a lot of carbs, and I left the room.”

By: Amy

Amy — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:14:47 +0000

LOL Very funny! Visiting from Night Owl Mama!!

By: Kittay @ Bossyskeezahs

Kittay @ Bossyskeezahs — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:55:09 +0000

OMG. Ok so your comeback about the possible gay kid having more boyfriends than that bratty chick? Genius. You rock, lady!

By: Joy

Joy — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:10:45 +0000

please tell me you punished your son for wasting the awesome $24 sex lube!!

and BTW that is some funny shit I was in tears reading it

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Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:13:44 +0000

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By: Al_Pal

Al_Pal — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:33:17 +0000

That’s right, it was a RT of your calling out the “fag”-spewing teens that made me start following you. Well done, lady.