Comments on: Sometimes God has a plan. A plan that may or may not include me getting to see New Moon in a timely manner.

By: Kimberly

Kimberly — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 04:29:49 +0000

just discovered your blog, and I cannot stop laughing. pretty glad to see that someone else has the craziest crap happen to them, and not afraid to share it with the world. I was starting to feel like something was wrong with me:)

By: Jeni

Jeni — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:48:56 +0000

Your wife rocks! I loved that.

By: Melanie B

Melanie B — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 07:46:32 +0000

ok, I peed myself when I got to this

“My dad was like, it’s pretty thick to be pee, and I was like, oh, we eat a lot of carbs, and I left the room.”

By: Amy

Amy — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:14:47 +0000

LOL Very funny! Visiting from Night Owl Mama!!

By: Kittay @ Bossyskeezahs

Kittay @ Bossyskeezahs — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:55:09 +0000

OMG. Ok so your comeback about the possible gay kid having more boyfriends than that bratty chick? Genius. You rock, lady!

By: Joy

Joy — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:10:45 +0000

please tell me you punished your son for wasting the awesome $24 sex lube!!

and BTW that is some funny shit I was in tears reading it

By: Lump of coal, my ass. I am clearly way awesomer than my husband gives me credit for. | Barefoot Foodie

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:13:44 +0000

[...] Remember how I told you about how my son Wyatt dumped an entire bottle of KY Yours&Mine lube on my bedroom floor, and then my dad slipped… [...]

By: Al_Pal

Al_Pal — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:33:17 +0000

That’s right, it was a RT of your calling out the “fag”-spewing teens that made me start following you. Well done, lady.

By: Not Afraid To Use It

Not Afraid To Use It — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:07:18 +0000

Fucking hell this had me laughing aloud. I came here via Five Star Friday and you made my whole damned day. I can’t wait for my husband to get home bc I am totally going to read this to him.

By: Jenni

Jenni — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:46:56 +0000

Jesus christ I almost can’t take all the funny. Amazing. Found you via Keely, so glad I did.