Comments on: Lovely Lady Lumps.

By: Jeni

Jeni — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:48:40 +0000

I totally thought I had worms once when I was pregnant. Because there were tiny white pieces of WORMS coming out in my poop! After researching it on-line, calling my mom and my BFF, they asked me what I had eaten recently. You guessed it, about 5 cups of white rice. So what? It could have been worms.

By: Kim Sisto Robinson

Kim Sisto Robinson — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 16:01:50 +0000

Loooooooooooooove your writing and sasssiness and crisp wit! XXX Glad to hear the boobs are healthy– YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

By: Veronica Freeman

Veronica Freeman — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 06:18:34 +0000

I think it’s possible you are living inside my head and it cracks me up! I have this very same discussion with myself probably more times than I should admit. My husband says I need to stop worrying so much. It’s like, “Thanks dear…stop worrying… (Cue eye roll) I never thought of that!” If only I could. We should set up some kind late night irrational worriers hot line.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 05:11:21 +0000

WHY? Why don’t you live next door to me? I so empathize with you. I have had mastitis with all 3 of the little kids running around here. It sucks. I had it, like, 3 weeks ago and even though I knew what it was the third time around, I still felt like saying my goodbyes and writing my will at (guess.) 3 am.
And.
I saw that episode of What Not to Wear, too. I was thinking, “Blossom? What happened, girl?” Every time I see What Not to Wear, I get inspired and I look down at dry breast milk stains on my shirt and old, yellow poop on the pajama pants I made into shorts (I got hot) and think, “If I could just get some pointy shoes I could elongate my chub-a-dub-dub self.”

By: Allison

Allison — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 23:53:41 +0000

If you need Laef to double check when you visit, I am pretty sure he’d say yes.

By: Mary @ Holy Mackerel

Mary @ Holy Mackerel — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:43:57 +0000

So glad to hear you don’t have the Big C.

Sad to hear it’s mastitis, because that sucks the big one too. I had mastitis so bad I had to have surgery on my boob, and it’s never been the same.

Hope you’re better!!

By: Mesina

Mesina — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:29:39 +0000

I totally have a PhD in practically everything and anything to do with the female body/disorders/rashes/insert whatever gripe here cos I know how to work google baby. Seriously, I can freak myself out over the crap that I find. I would totally call my other half like ”omg babe, for reals, I think I have an illness that effects like .001% of all the african population” I’ll spend the next half an hour detailing why I don’t have to be African to have it.

I am sooooo glad it wasn’t too serious, although it does sound like it hurt. Take some sympathy and a happy smile from someone who is so relieved it was just a hot breast (*pant*) and not breast cancer.

By: catherine

catherine — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:36:10 +0000

I know I’m not witty, so I won’t try…just wanted to say that thanks for the laughs this morning. And glad it’s “just” mastitis.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:26:57 +0000

I’m glad you’re OK. Must be the season. I recently was checking myself out, too, and a little concerned. Fortunately it went away. Or seems to have. It is pretty freakin’ scary, though.

By: chrissi fryor

chrissi fryor — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 07:39:20 +0000

previously fryorclan @ blogspot lol… I feel ya girl. Last year I had a mastitis infection and I was all swollen and purple and CONVINCED that I had this RARE form of breast cancer that is fast spreading and would kill me. I had myself dead and buried and the hubster remarried! lmao…. it was hysterical!
I am glad you are ok!