Comments on: I haven’t been naked in front of others since 2002. Not that I am keeping track or anything.

By: Jeni

Jeni — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:55:40 +0000

You shave? And you’re married? I thought I didn’t have to do that anymore?

By: Alexis

Alexis — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:27:10 +0000

OMG I seriously need that laugh.
HIlarious!

By: barefootfoodie

barefootfoodie — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 04:50:31 +0000

Good God I adore you. Promise me you are coming to NYC this year!

By: Happy Hour Sue

Happy Hour Sue — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 04:44:00 +0000

Wait. Wait. Are you telling me….I can go to Hollister….. (***gets on coat***)….go into their changing room… (***grabs keys****)….and see college boys in their underwear? For free?

By: Amy

Amy — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:08:24 +0000

I hear you. I would so love to be comfortable with sex in the afternoon. I have an issue if the clock isn’t on its dimmest setting. I’m trying to remedy that. I have 88 pounds until afternoon sex!!

By: Krissa

Krissa — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 07:25:18 +0000

OH.MI.GAWD. There’s a Hollister here! Close by! I should alert people! If they only knew…

By: Krissa

Krissa — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 07:24:48 +0000

OH. MI.GAWD. There’s a Hollister here! Close by! I should alert people! If they only knew…

By: Rachel

Rachel — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:03:41 +0000

Amen. I can always tell when I’m approaching Hollister or Abercrombie because A) you can smell them at 50 paces and B) the floor on that level of the mall is vibrating because the music is blaring so loudly.

By: mesina

mesina — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 09:53:31 +0000

I just want you to know that even though I do not have a Hollister near me at all, I will never ever fucking step foot inside it. Not because of the just sexed teens judging me, not because the clothes won’t just ”probably” not fit but WONT friggin’ fit, but because I have a restraining order on that hoodie guy who is seriously deranged, who’s nose I practically punched because I am pretty sure he snickered at my hairy legs and I CANNOT be having shit like that ruining my self esteem. I can fuck that up all by myself thank you very much.

By: Sophia's Mom

Sophia's Mom — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 06:53:40 +0000

I’ve never been to Hollisters but you better believe that I would never EVER try anything on in front of strangers! Well, maybe creepy dude with the hoodie, cuz he’d probably tell me I look hot no matter what I was trying on