Comments on: I could totally be a man named Justin right now. Or JC Chasez’s beard. Either way, my parents totally dropped the ball.

By: 3boys1mommy

3boys1mommy — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 06:55:34 +0000

My name was Sam like Alyssa Milano on Who’s The Boss.

By: Mary @ Holy Mackerel

Mary @ Holy Mackerel — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:03:27 +0000

I know the feeling. I’ve only popped two out of my vag, and I have an arsenal of at least 50 amazing baby names just waiting to be used…

By: Kim

Kim — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 08:33:59 +0000

I was to be a boy too and my name was supposed to be Frank. The first words out of my mom’s mouth were, and I quote, “AWW SHIT!”

By: Jilly2

Jilly2 — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:24:47 +0000

My toy car is a 1986 Alfa Romeo name Sophia! Being Italina and beautiful and all…

By: Amber

Amber — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:23:06 +0000

My poor baby girl is gonna be little girl Ho if I don’t change her last name to mine (stupid me being agreeable in the hospital, lol)!

By: Amber

Amber — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:18:47 +0000

Ummm my initials are ASS!!!!

By: Amber

Amber — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:16:25 +0000

Exactly why I want to change my daughter’s last name to my own…because Peter’s (her father’s) last name is just a mocking in the making. Poor little girl Ho My last name is far far better!!!!

By: Notesfromthegrove

Notesfromthegrove — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:03:06 +0000

When I was about 13, I bought six goldfish. I named them Hootie and the Goldfish. One of those damn fish lived for six fucking years. WTF???

(P.S. I took my blog private but would love to send you an invite to be a reader. Email me at brentsgirl2008@gmail.com if you’re interested.)

By: Mesina

Mesina — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:50:12 +0000

Oh. Mah. Gawd.
I NEED NAMES RIGHT NOW! I’m pregnant for the fourth time (did I also mention suicidal? Errr….out loud?) and right now this poor kid in me has had like 3 names. And NONE of them are making his Papa happy. NONE. My other half see is a Dutchman, and this kid is a boy, and coming up with an unsual boy’s name that makes his Papa happy is PROVING TO BE FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE AND IM THIS FUCKIN’ CLOSE TO CALLING THE WHOLE THING OFF. He’s due in April, do you see my panic?!
Right now, you are feelin’ my pain. My thing is that I want an unsual name. His thing, is that it can’t be anything close to making the poor kid sound like he’s on dope or skipping around in a pink friggin tutu waving fairy dust at strangers. Which tbh sounds pretty freakin’ awesome to me, but whatever.
Dude, I will so not mention to him that this is the name of one of your millions of pet fish, cos right now if the name was kick ass enough and it came off a pet worm I’d do it. I would. So help me I would.

By: Mandie

Mandie — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:01:36 +0000

well I’m pretty sure for most of the pregnancy mom called me “Oh my god this can’t be happening – nooooo!!!” (that’s what happens when *Dad* had a vascectomy 5 years previous).

However my brother who was 8 at the time remembers desperately wanting to call me Ariel, not because he had forseen the little mermaid but because way back in the early 70s he was completely fascinated by how the TV aerial ‘magically’ got the tv shows into the tv …