Comments on: In other news, I’m old and cranky and super good with conflict.

By: Amy B.

Amy B. — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 13:34:36 +0000

Omigod!! I love you!!! That was absolutely HI-Larious! Exceppttt Jeff Dunham is hilarious too… agree to disagree lol. I would LOVE to know what the convo would have been if your kids hadn’t been there!!! hahahaha Thanks for makin’ my day!

By: lee

lee — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 23:18:03 +0000

omg- i forgot! get a water gun fulled with bleach to protect your chillend. use a super soaker full of clorox and TAG them. let them explain the white streak on their clothes to their mothers!

By: repliderium.com

repliderium.com — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 18:07:36 +0000

When I was a kid we had a flasher in our neighborhood. Oddly enough, nobody ever seemed that worried.
I think everyone just thought of him as the sad weird guy who just happened to let his dick dangle out of his pants, or sit naked in a lawn chair in his driveway.
I miss the innocence of the 70′s…….

By: Audrey

Audrey — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:52:34 +0000

Ok, pictures of them jacking off, blown up to flyer size, penises photoshopped to be EVEN SMALLER than their already small teen boy wee wees, distributed to every student at the entrance to their school on Monday morning.
This will not solve your problem, AT ALL, but it will be totally awesome.

By: Rachel ~ Southern Fairytale

Rachel ~ Southern Fairytale — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 17:47:06 +0000

Oh hell no.
Oh, Britt. I’m sorry. Ugh.

By: AJ

AJ — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 13:12:52 +0000

Sex…basically. I know. Awful.

However, I am holding that card, just in case the neighbors are ever like “can you guys NOT yell so much and keep your 3 year old from chasing our children with sticks?” I will be all “sure, if you keep your kids from making it with snowmen.”

By: barefootfoodie

barefootfoodie — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 12:49:22 +0000

THANK YOU.

Personally, I think it is some sort of sexual dysfunction to have the need to reach into a fake person’s insides and control them.

I should be a doctor.

By: barefootfoodie

barefootfoodie — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 12:47:48 +0000

Um no.

Maybe.

By: barefootfoodie

barefootfoodie — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 12:46:41 +0000

Seriously! I am the coolest grown up ever (in my head, I have no outside proof), but they go and act all assy, so I have to be all grown-uppy and grouchy.

By: barefootfoodie

barefootfoodie — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 12:42:28 +0000

WAIT SO, they were peeing on the snow men or having sex with them?

I am both fascinated and completely horrified, ALL AT ONCE.