Andy Says: I’m funnier than Whitney.

by Brittany on January 30, 2012

I’ve decided to randomly continue the made up things I wish Andy would say to me.

Although this one is basically a fact. Duh.

Andy Says Whitney

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Catherine Dabels January 30, 2012 at 9:55 am

I might be the only person alive who loves that show. I think she’s hilarious and gorgeous.

So, if you’re funnier and prettier then………

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Amanda @Tales of an Amateur Mommy January 30, 2012 at 9:59 am

I agree, you are both funnier and prettier. She’s bony and annoying. On the two occasions I’ve tried to watch it, I’ve had to resist punching the TV screen.

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kel January 30, 2012 at 10:37 am

I like that show…not the funniest, but okay. I’ll give it a couple more weeks.

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Andi January 30, 2012 at 10:50 am

Dude, you are WAY funnier than Whitney is on her show. That show sucks. She’s downright hilarious in her stand up though. I’d love to see your stand up show. That would make some money.

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Amber January 30, 2012 at 11:30 am

Dude, the laugh track on that show is OUT OF CONTROL. It makes the fact that it’s not funny so much worse.

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Jennifer G January 30, 2012 at 12:52 pm

OMG I can’t agree more, however, it says its tape “in front of a live studio audience” who of course think EVERYTHING is funny? doubtful, prolly some key grip with a sign to tell them to laugh. I often wonder who is sitting in the audience. Dislike that show.

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LouisianaMeredith January 30, 2012 at 11:31 am

I am so happy you are continuing this feature….love it!! Might have to figure out a way to incorporate it into my world!!

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Marinka January 30, 2012 at 12:11 pm

You’re a lot funnier than she is. And you haven’t been slamming me with ads, so you got my vote this primary season.

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Rachel January 30, 2012 at 4:48 pm

I kinda totally think they should replace the Whitney show with the Brittany show. Just a thought.

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mamaschinsky January 31, 2012 at 6:34 pm

I second this opinion.

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Anna January 30, 2012 at 8:47 pm

Ugh, I hate Whitney so much! I already hated her from Last Comic Standing or something, so when I saw she had a show, I knew I wouldn’t be able to watch it. I’ve accidentally seen a few minutes of it and the laugh track made me want to punch a baby. What is this, 1978?

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Jessica January 31, 2012 at 12:19 am

That show is stupid. I’ve never watched it but I’ve seen commercials for it – which is why I’ve never watched it.

So.
Not.
Funny.

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Leslie January 31, 2012 at 12:20 am

I don’t think Whitney is that funny. Her BF is the most annoying! I think he is a horrible actor. I laugh way more at your blog than her show.

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Rie Conley January 31, 2012 at 2:38 am

Well, that is a fact, so he should. Whitney is so unfunny. So yeah.

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mamaschinsky January 31, 2012 at 6:33 pm

I like that show for some strange reason. I say “strange reason” because all she does is say a bunch of super-predictable one-liners. But I can’t stop watching.

Also, it’s not even KIND OF a contest. Whitney’s features are really harsh and kind of sharp. Her skin probably feels like sandpaper. You’re way prettier. Like…wayyyyy prettier.

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hdj January 31, 2012 at 7:05 pm

When are you going to do one of these about how he said he was going to do the Brittany Emails every day?

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