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A little help from my friends.
About Utah, Part One: Homonyms.
I’m a method writer, so I wrote this post from my bathroom floor.
Heaven hates teabaggers. Which, fyi, is totally a real word, spellcheck.
Carrie, if you’re reading this? I’m sorry. And also, your husband sounds totally hot.
The best way to spend a Thursday night in April.
Sometimes life only figuratively stinks. This is not one of those times.
I also eat:







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I soo love your blog! It makes me smile and laugh even all the way over here in Germany!!!!
Great job!
Your blog is just amazing. I’m suppose to be working, but I’m not. I’m reading your blog. You’re fantastic, and you’re gorgeous, too! Congrats (a bit late, but still…) on the birth of your beautiful baby girl! 2 boys and a girl? Perfection!
So glad to have found this blog! Though in all fairness, my cousin DID tell me about this blog awhile back ago but I never checked it out because I’m lazy and forgetful and lazy and something else…I forget what. But anyway, I ADORE your blog. Nothing makes me happier than reading snarky comments from a woman with a penchant for profanity and vulgarity. Ahhhh, I’m home.
Just discovered your blog, and am thoroughly enjoying myself.
I promise to abuse my boyfriend with random references (with URL citations!)
Just found you through Spohrs are Multiplying…LOVE you.
Will spend some of this morning , catching up. But you are really funny. Not that you don’t know that, but I figure it’s always nice to hear.
Love the look of your blog, too. I’ve been so tempted by wordpress lately…
Nice blogging, I like it…thanks!
Hi, lurker here. If you check your web stats and notice that some creepy person has been on your blog for hours, well, that would be me. And my husband, because I am totally making him read your hilarious posts when I’m done, and he pretends to be annoyed, but is really giggling too. Anyway, your blog is awesome. And I’m not creepy. I promise.
-Kelly
Hi OMG you have the best blog ever. I found it about a month ago through thespohrsaremultiplying and just finished reading all of your entries! You are so freakin’ hilarious…I love that you tell it like it is and don’t hold back…the post where you are in Chipotle and your husband announced that you just had “electrolysis” on your back…I was laughing so hard that I cried!! I will have to become one of your stalkers now ;-P