An Aside...

Since then, if you have had any interaction on any form of social media, you have seen a virtual cluster fuck of outcry at this decision, and a mountain of furious opinions coming in from both sides.

And now, I’m going to elaborate on mine…kinda.

See what I'm thinkin...

Let’s get Uncomfortable About Finances!

September 14, 2011

Last week, Andy and I had dinner with a group of acquaintances, and somehow the topic strayed into money, which I hate, because whether you have a lot of it or a little of it, I honestly don’t care. Unless you owe me some. In which case, please pay me.  Or buy me a few packs [...]

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New Three Martinis In, Ya’ll!

September 12, 2011

The latest episodes of the provocative, lush-fest that is Three Martinis In are up! Click here to listen to Episodes 7, 8 and 9. We cover the OKCupid! rape debacle, wtf is klout, my unapologetic love of Steve Guttenberg, why marriage sex sucks, our weird ass fears, and then Meredith mocks my clothes and does impersonations of me [...]

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Lost in Translation

September 9, 2011

I feel like I should ask you to go to Korea with me. Well, this sounds like it’s about to get heartfelt and romantic, go on. It’s just that I know you are afraid to fly. There’s lots of things I don’t like to do but do anyways, Andy.  Like fellatio. The end goal is [...]

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Cleanliness and Godliness and Drunkeness.

September 7, 2011

Growing up, there was a girl in my class whose house was full of garbage.  She didn’t have a ton of friends, and my mother, being the bleeding heart that she was, often volunteered me at summer day camp to stay the night at her house. The first time I slept over, we watched scary [...]

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A Photo Essay: I think I wanna marry you.

September 2, 2011

I recently received an email asking how Andy and I got engaged, and because I actually have photographic evidence of this, and I finally figured out what button makes my scanner work and can stop screaming CRUCIO! at it and throwing it across the office, I thought, why not? Plus Andy is all, it’s not [...]

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A series of bad decisions.

August 30, 2011

Andy, the guy is telling you to stop. … There is a horse in the road, Andy, that guy isn’t waving, he is saying stop your car. … ANDY STOP THE CAR. Fine. Christ, I am pretty sure holding his hand up to you from the middle of the road in front of a giant [...]

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The Most Productive Worst Day Ever.

August 24, 2011

I like to pretend that I am in charge of absolutely everything that happens in this house. With the exception of things that take place on the phone, like scheduling appointments or ordering Indian food, I have it handled. I plan the vacations, I pick out the furniture, I make the dinner. It’s partially because [...]

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Sister Wife.

August 19, 2011

Ugh.  I need a sister-wife. … I said I need a sister-wife, Andy. Yeah, you keep saying that, but I don’t think that means what you think it means. Are you seriously questioning me on this?  Do you have any idea how much polygamy television I watch? For years I have been asking Andy for [...]

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Time Apart.

August 17, 2011

After 15 years together, Andy and I have our social cues down pat. In college we had code words, but those were mostly just creative ways of saying, OMG let’s go have pre-marital sex in your dorm room before your roommate gets home from Live Action Role Playing night at the Union. Why yes, I [...]

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Brittany in Wonderland.

August 12, 2011

I have been a party to no less than two interventions thrown on my behalf. First of all, they are nowhere near as fun as they make them look on tv.  You would think if you are going to gather a group of people to collectively tell you you suck ass at something, there would [...]

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